Joel from Birmingham (UK, not any of your foreign replicas) asks: "Who's your tip for the Premier League this year?" Hmm. Sports. Us Goblins don't have a lot of time for sports in between warring, fighting, combat, sparring, killing, maiming, fornicating, rending, tearing, ripping, shredding, shagging, eating, disemboweling, thrashing, buggering and so on. In fact, … Continue reading Auntie Goblin proclaims…
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Auntie Goblin advises…
ArseBucket (I'm assuming nickname, deed poll whilst drunk or very cruel parents) wrote in to ask: "There's a lot in the news about the government thinking of sending the army to Syria. Should they do it or not?" Ah, war. Conflict. Battles and reders, forces moving back and forth across countries and continents. Mind you, it's … Continue reading Auntie Goblin advises…
Auntie Goblin answers…
Martin from Dewsbury asks: "If Goblins are so great, how come it's the Orcs who get all the good scenes in The Lord of the Rings?" DON'T TALK ABOUT FUCKING ORCS TO ME! But if you have to, then I should point out that the Orcs got resolutely shafted during the story. Hell, even in … Continue reading Auntie Goblin answers…
Auntie Goblin Says…
Bellz from London writes: "My boyfriend doesn't believe in Goblins. What should I do?" Well, BallzBellz - I would first suggest that you arrange a nice dinner with plenty of warm, not over-cooked meat. Candlelight is, of course, mandatory. Then you invite myself, my nephew John and some of his horde to meet your boyfriend. … Continue reading Auntie Goblin Says…
Auntie Goblin Solves Your Life Problems
I celebration of the release of Power, Nekrogoblikon's EP, this month I received in the mail (big box, smell-proof) a goblin. Apparently she's female, though in honesty it's very hard to tell. And frankly, I don't really want to lift too many items of clothing or flaps of skin to check things out. I'm going to … Continue reading Auntie Goblin Solves Your Life Problems
Nekrogoblikon – Power
I don't often do album / EP reviews, the simple reason being that I struggle time-wise with just the news and the New Band of the Day posts. However, if a band comes along that I particularly like and I get something in advance of release (please, this isn't a hint - I honestly am … Continue reading Nekrogoblikon – Power